You've seen the bestsellers. Now meet the rest of the family.
Our collection has grown — and some of our most characterful pieces have been quietly sitting on the shelves, waiting to be discovered. From bold, spicy candles to a whole family of grumpy Frenchies, here are the Angry Frenchie products that deserve a proper introduction.
1. The Boss Frenchie Candle (Dirty Rebel)
This one's for the Frenchie who runs the household — and knows it. The Boss opens with a sharp burst of bergamot, basil, and mint, softens into lavender and clove, then settles into a powerful base of patchouli, musk, and woods. A bold spicy fougère that commands the room, housed in a stunning Stonecast vessel with intricate 3D French Bulldog relief. 45+ hour burn time, pet-safe, and built-in odour eliminator. Because the boss deserves the best.
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2. Cute Frenchie Candle (Velvet Paws)
Soft, warm, and utterly irresistible — just like a Frenchie fresh from a nap. Velvet Paws opens with a lively fruity burst of bergamot, grapefruit, peach, and pear, blooms into jasmine, rose, and violet, then settles into a rich base of sandalwood, amber, and vanilla. Natural wooden wick for that satisfying crackle. Housed in a beautifully crafted Stonecast vessel with a minimalist Frenchie design. The perfect candle for anyone who loves their dog almost as much as they love a cosy evening in.
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3. Low Poly Frenchie Candle (The Clean Rebel)
Crisp, confident, and unmistakably alive. The Clean Rebel opens with a citrus symphony of grapefruit, bergamot, and lemon with black pepper and pine, evolves into jasmine, freesia, and gardenia, then anchors in a deep woody-amber base of cedarwood, vetiver, patchouli, and vanilla. 45-hour burn time, housed in a hand-painted geometric Stonecast vessel. A woody amber fougère for the Frenchie parent who likes things clean, bold, and a little bit rebellious.
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4. Stonecast Frenchie Candle (Lavender, Wooden Wick)
The one for when you need to actually relax. Calming lavender in a textured cream stoneware vessel with a sculptural French Bulldog face and a natural wooden wick that crackles gently as it burns. 45-hour burn time, 100% soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free. Perfect for winding down after a long day — ideally with a Frenchie snoring nearby. The vessel is reusable as a planter or desk organiser once the candle is done.
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5. The Angry Frenchie Geometric Statue
Our namesake, finally in statue form. The Angry Frenchie Geometric Statue captures that iconic grumpy scowl through clean lines and sharp geometric facets — a low-poly sculpture that's equal parts art and attitude. Made from premium eco-friendly resin with a smooth matte finish, available in Matte Black, Slate Grey, and Arctic White. It looks brilliant on a bookshelf, sideboard, or desk, and it will absolutely judge everyone who walks past. Exactly as a Frenchie should.
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6. The Sitting Frenchie 3D Figurine
A full-body 3D-printed French Bulldog figurine that captures every adorable detail of the breed's iconic sitting pose — perked-up ears, resting paws, and that expression that says "I'm listening, but I'm not impressed." The distinctive FDM layer texture gives it a unique, modern matte finish that makes it a genuine conversation starter. Made from eco-friendly PLA bioplastic, available in White, Slate Grey, and Matte Black. The perfect desk companion for anyone who misses their Frenchie while they're at work.
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7. The Grumpy Family: French Bulldog 3D Figurine
They may look unimpressed, but they're absolutely adorable. The Grumpy Family brings together Mum, Dad, and the little ones in classic French Bulldog style — judging your life choices from the bookshelf with quiet dignity. 20cm, made from premium PLA with a matte finish, available in White, Black, Grey, and Lilac. Made to order and crafted with care in the UK. The perfect gift for anyone whose Frenchie is basically a family member (which is all of us, let's be honest).
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