The "Bread Loaf" Sploot: French Bulldog 3D Printed Figurine
£21.00 GBP
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The "Bread Loaf" Sploot: French Bulldog 3D Printed Figurine
£21.00 GBP
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Celebrate the art of doing absolutely nothing with the "Bread Loaf" Sploot French Bulldog Figurine. Every Frenchie owner knows that glorious moment when your dog melts into the floor and stretches those back legs out behind them in perfect sploot formation — this charming 3D-printed French Bulldog figurine captures it perfectly.
The flat belly, the frog legs, the signature tail nub, and that unmistakable "I'm not moving" energy. A tribute to the potato lifestyle we all secretly envy.
Product Details:
- Material: Premium PLA bioplastic — eco-friendly & biodegradable
- Length: Approximately 22 cm — perfect for desks, shelves, or dashboards
- Design: Classic sploot position with authentic French Bulldog proportions — wrinkles, toe beans and all
- Finish: Smooth matte finish with fine detail
- Eco-conscious: 3D-printed from sustainable, plant-based PLA derived from renewable resources
The Perfect French Bulldog Gift:
Whether it's for a devoted Frenchie parent, a dog lover with a sense of humour, or an office worker who needs a relatable desk companion — this figurine arrives beautifully packaged and ready for gifting. Perfect for birthdays, Christmas, or housewarming gifts.
Display & Care:
Designed for indoor display. Keep away from direct sunlight and extreme heat. Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth. Decorative item — not intended as a toy.
Crafted at Angry Frenchie with care, celebrating the quirky, lovable nature of French Bulldogs.
🐾 10% of every sale will be donated to Battersea Dogs & Cats Home via Work for Good